Humpty Dumpty

Lived a man named Humpty Dumpty
He had two left feet, he was so clumsy.

One day he fell asleep on his couch 
Slipped down like an eel, hurt himself ‘ouch’

But then he picked himself up 
Sleep walked into the bath tub .

He did not drown, the tub was empty 
As the water was out doin a tsunami.