Haiku Tidbits

mental indigestion 

irritable mental syndrome;
biting off more than you can chew


pardon my french

pardon my french:
I have been suffering fools gladly


once in a blue moon

once in a blue moon
only there is no blue moon
just a slice of blue sky


my new high

my new high is
getting a kick out of wearing a football jersey


laughing cow 🐄

the cow felt cheesy
crying over spilled milk made her boozy she laughed all the way to the dairy


cool as a cucumber

she was cool as a cucumber
but she found herself in a soup
trying on a salad dressing


cat got my tongue
the dog 🐶 my bone 🦴
donkey my ass
In the meantime
I seem to have lost all my sass ..