Once there was a girl who got her lips stick Accidentally she used glue stick instead of chapstick She couldn't open her mouth to eat or shout She could only make gestures that seemed so loud Her behavior bordered on slapstick. # limerick
Once there was a girl who got her lips stick Accidentally she used glue stick instead of chapstick She couldn't open her mouth to eat or shout She could only make gestures that seemed so loud Her behavior bordered on slapstick. # limerick
Love it, very cool Yas ๐๐
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Thanks , S ๐ค๐๐ผโค๏ธ
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Amazing ๐
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I hope it wasn’t superglue? ~ George
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I asked but she ainโt answering .
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So much verisimilitude, dude(ette)!
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Dude, huh ๐ค
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That means it must be superglue. I guess she could learn sign language ~ George
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She is just about managing ..
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Brilliant!!!๐๐๐
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Thanks ,,Simpson ๐ค
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You’re very welcome indeed
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Thought provoking๐๐
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Thank you, Calm๐ค๐๐ผ
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Reblogged this on richwrapper and commented:
Ahah: chrotle, chortly (and one very well put forth guffaw.
So great to read from you, Yasmin. “Juice” (Bruce Clay Jewett) came online just the other day. So two of the halves of my third – and growing – world are coming about so nicely. Zoolon, too! I am so more-than-glad. And your stick-slap scored a goal! Loud and Shoutedly so!
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You made an appearance finally. Where on earth were you , Florida riding ? Herbs? Cooking, plantation , et al ?
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longerishly story: have been on but for one hour per day – biblioteca rules which keeps computer area mostly empty…so I garden, cook, grouse, read, re-read and miss you and your wit and words terribly. Longer version as soon as the “masks” come off and sanity returns. Unless of course some elements decide to have a “peaceful” protest…none expected in these precincts, however.
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I feel terribly sad, Richards. I think all this crazy pandemic thing has just about gone too far, donโt ya think nah
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When total tally tells 1918 vis-a-vis 2019-20, do we really have a numerically ascertained PanDemic? What we have in my hardly-ever-humble opinion is areal nasty flu that may or may not have been deliberately allowed to flee Wuhan, China for Europe and The Americas via commercial air carriers while Red Chinese WigsOfBig closed off interior flights…not necessarily proof but sure smells like lack of innocence. Be That…what we have here is opportunity (a wonderful ideogram much like the one depicting two women under one roof) and I am unconvinced the less scrupulous of of already have not seized for their own individual- or mas-purposes. Sorry. The sermon ran long today. Still, there will be no collection. Love, J
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Now thatโs what I call an expression says a thousand words.๐. Awesome Yassy dear!๐น
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Yeah, one can shut up and still talk lol ๐ human face is code named expression lol ๐
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Haha, yes!
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This made me chuckle. Love it. ๐
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Thank you , romanticindeed.
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Great Title, Yassy
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Thanks, Jay.
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๐๐คฌ๐ท๐ค
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๐ the last line was way too funny ๐
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Lol ๐๐ป
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Hahahaaaaa loved it, you did the trick.
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Thank you, Geetanjali๐
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Gitanjali lol
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Gitanjali Gitanjali Gitanjali
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Hahahaaaaa
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Geeee ๐
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Nothing like a good chuckle.
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Yeah ๐ถ
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You made me laugh.
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Good ..I am glad , Tim. Thank you. Safe and happy weekend to you.
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ohhhhh haha, well done! ๐
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Thanks, Pragalbha .
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Lol. I love this! Hahahahahahahaha! xo
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Lol ๐ thanks, Anne ๐คช
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Wow this is so witty! I laughed! Happy Halloween everyone!
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Lol ๐ thanks , Lunie . Happy Halloween ๐ป
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Good one, Yassy!
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Thank you, Franci ๐ค
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Most welcome!
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Wholesome humor, well rendered old friend. ๐
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Well, thank you my good friend ๐
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As days go by, women actually prefer replacing chapsticks they used with gluesticks. It’s then termed as maturity. Lol.๐
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Lol yes, saying nothing sometimes saves a lot of unwanted trouble.
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I need my oxygen and the mask is such a pain. ๐ฅบ
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Yes, indeed. It’s time for covid to vanish as abruptly as it came.
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High time we got normalcy back. Post COVID will be a new normal, I bet.
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Already some are back to their normal lives. ๐ Some are still following protocols. โบ
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Yeah, but the mask stays on. Or get fined if not .
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such nice humor, very ’50’s comedy.ish
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Humour never goes out of style, Larry .. thanks .. trying to get a few laughs out of me self and the environment lol
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Yes so am I
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Cool ๐
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Funny as always, Yassy. Not only are you the queen of poetry, but also of comedy. โค โค
Happy Halloween!
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Awwwww , what a heart warming comment. Thanks, Lu.
Happy Halloween to you too . Be well.
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Cleverly delivered lines. ๐ค๐
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How painful ๐๐
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๐ haha yesssss ๐ฅบ
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Ha! 2cute,-)
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Teeeheeee yes
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Imagining the girl’s reaction and panic made me laugh! haha! That was a good one
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Thanks , Kalvin.
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Well done, Yassy!
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Thank you, tref!
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Oh ๐ญ๐คฃ
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Cool and amazing โฃ๏ธโฃ๏ธ
I’m a new blogger guysโบ๏ธ You’ll love my content๐ please help me build my followership๐๐ Your followership matters slot๐โค๏ธ don’t skip! Please!
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Thank you ๐
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As no doubt intended, the limerick you wrote lead to the reader (e.g., me) smiling out aloud. You’ve a way with words and I like it.
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Thank you, Anna.
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๐ nicely done Yassy!
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Thank you, Ellie.
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Thanks for the laugh, Yassy!!! First one of the day! Cheers and hugest hugs to You!!! ๐คฃ๐๐ค
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Awwwwweeeeeee hugs hugs smiles thank yous to you dear Kate ๐
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My pleasure, Beauty!!! ๐คโค๏ธ๐
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hahaha nice one, you made my day. โบ๏ธ
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Hehe thanks ๐๐ผ
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Licking writer’s block. Lip-sticking fingers to keys. Tasting the typing.
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Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford and commented:
CUTE! RATHER WORDY IN THE MIDDLE THOUGH….! ๐
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Heheheheh
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DO WHAT YOU LIKE…BUT THERE IS A RHYTHM TO LIMERICKS…AND THE MIDDLE TWO LINES SHOULD BE THREE BEATS EACH. BUT I LOVE THE SUBJECT AND ITS PRESENTATION!!!!
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Thank you ๐๐ผ
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Perhaps she could pry those open with a chopstick
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Of course ๐
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I laughed out loud so had to say something about it ๐คฃ๐very cool!
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Thank you โบ๏ธ
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omg .. I can visualise that !
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