Haiku Tidbits

mental indigestion 

irritable mental syndrome;
biting off more than you can chew 


pardon my french 

pardon my french:
I have been suffering fools gladly 


once in a blue moon

once in a blue moon 
only there is no blue moon 
just a slice of blue sky 


my new high 

my new high is
getting a kick out of wearing a football jersey 


laughing cow 🐄 

the cow felt cheesy 
crying over spilled milk made her boozy she laughed all the way to the dairy 


cool as a cucumber 

she was cool as a cucumber 
but she found herself in a soup 
trying on a salad dressing 


cat got my tongue 
the dog 🐶 my bone 🦴 
donkey my ass
In the meantime 
I seem to have lost all my sass ..