Haiku Tidbits

mental indigestion 

irritable mental syndrome;
biting off more than you can chew


pardon my french

pardon my french:
I have been suffering fools gladly


once in a blue moon

once in a blue moon
only there is no blue moon
just a slice of blue sky


my new high

my new high is
getting a kick out of wearing a football jersey


laughing cow πŸ„

the cow felt cheesy
crying over spilled milk made her boozy she laughed all the way to the dairy


cool as a cucumber

she was cool as a cucumber
but she found herself in a soup
trying on a salad dressing


cat got my tongue
the dog 🐢 my bone 🦴
donkey my ass
In the meantime
I seem to have lost all my sass ..

57 thoughts on “Haiku Tidbits

  1. Weldon.🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣you are most intellectual.every pains are expressed in funny way.wonderful.πŸ‘β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸ‘love you and bless youπŸ€—β€οΈπŸ€—

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  2. I have been some distance in space from poetry and blogs lately but now and then I have a peak. I look to see if you have posted. Good to see your name appear again. I’ll come back and read and comment a bit later when I can.

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