Home is..... Where your __ss is sat The coat hung in the rack Where you hook up your hat. The rude nude... When naked truth Looks you in the eye From truth you can't shy That's life's way of saying Your sanity I certify. When hunger becomes mean.... My toaster burnt to a char To me, looked like coal tar Microwave waved a finger Asking if I wanted dinner So I gassed my foot in the car Hunger gave me that much power. (This happened on the way to the diner) Labour room mayhem.... The gynaecologist swooned When Mary had a little lamb The doctor needed dopamine Seeing the four legged bloodline. Ba ba bopeep... When ba ba black sheep Hit a favourite note The flutist began to weep The sheep had gotten his goat That became an irritation in the throat. Mirror, mirror on the wall....... With my broken smile I looked in the mirror I saw myself clearer The mirror became dearer. When sheet happens...... When shit happens Puts me in a lot of jeopardy I turn chaos to poetry I make the breast of it When shit happens I don't let it throw me Off balance. Floored homeless.... My bed threw me out Burning the midnight oil I burned the House down I am floored. ## Burlesque.