Single Lovers Explain Why They Are Single.. Part 1. A Collaborative Effort With Joey…The Fragrance Writer.

I once met a sweetheart from "Perris"
Who said, of which, she was the fairest.
I gave love a chance
And I sailed off to France.
I ate pates alone now in "Paris".

Once upon a time, there lived a bunny
Who was charming, grey and funny.
She chanced upon him in an email
Where he turned into her fairytale
But Warner never let their love prevail.

Warner went to Paris in a Ferris.
All he had were the 'pates' to cherish
Together we ate
Two bachelors commiserate.
Of a bunny that hopped down to "Perris".

The title credit goes to Jonathan Swift.

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