I once met a sweetheart from "Perris" Who said, of which, she was the fairest. I gave love a chance And I sailed off to France. I ate pates alone now in "Paris". Once upon a time, there lived a bunny Who was charming, grey and funny. She chanced upon him in an email Where he turned into her fairytale But Warner never let their love prevail. Warner went to Paris in a Ferris. All he had were the 'pates' to cherish Together we ate Two bachelors commiserate. Of a bunny that hopped down to "Perris". The title credit goes to Jonathan Swift.