I saw the chicken slip out of her blouse As she did her strip tease at The Irish House Then Lord of the onion rings Decided to have multiple flings They both pole danced on spaghetti bolognese. #Limerick When i dined at The Irish House..
I saw the chicken slip out of her blouse As she did her strip tease at The Irish House Then Lord of the onion rings Decided to have multiple flings They both pole danced on spaghetti bolognese. #Limerick When i dined at The Irish House..
Haha, stripper or magician? And was he flinging chickens? Hilarious, Y! π
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He only digested the chics lol and popped the eggs π₯ lol whatever that means π
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hmmm, will have to think about this π
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Lol donβt think too hard , D.
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No fear of that happening π
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I fear and fear and fear and then feel no fear , now I am free from fear , D. Fear fears me. lol
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Yassy, sweetheart, this is so good. I can’t write like this in a million years. Bravo.
xoxo
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Thank you, G! You say things like that and my heart goes so happy. You are so good at your poetry , itβs an honour for me when you visit β€οΈ
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My pleasure, sweetheart. Ah, you are better than I my Queen of Poetry.
Seriously, I really enjoyed this piece.
Sending you plenty of good wishes.
xoxo
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Chiquita, gracias β€οΈβ€οΈπ€π€. Let me head your way and see what delicious verse you have β€οΈ
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Oh. I’ll disappoint you. No poetry today. I have a piece of short prose π
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Yes, I loved it , you must continue that , please π
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I’m liking your limericks, Yasmin. The more mad they are – like this one – the better ~ George
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Crazier the better me thinks , fun doesnβt have to make sense , there is enough of that in this world and look where the world is going , I only wish it were going to the dogs πΆ π , I world have liked a nice dog to rule me. Atleast it wouldnβt be a rapist lol
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fantastic! it shows not only your power on poetry but also your knowing, great inter πππ
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Oh! Thank you, Alaedin. I hope you didnβt lose anyone in that plane crash.
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actually nobody, but as I experienced the same situation of course without being hit! it had hit me somehow more deeply. I might mention a poem by John doe
βNo Man Is an Islandβ by John Donne
No man is an island, entire of itself;
every man is a piece of the continent,
a part of the main.
If a clod be washed away by the sea,
Europe is the less,
as well as if a promontory were,
as well as if a manor of thy friendβs
or of thine own were.
Any manβs death diminishes me,
because I am involved in mankind;
and therefore never send to know
for whom the bell tolls;
it tolls for thee, ππ
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I am sorry, Alaedin , I can feel your pain. Can only offer words of sympathy!
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Lovely, to say the least!
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Thank you, SirππΌ
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Now please, would you mind calling me just YAGNESH?
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Of course , Yagneshjiπ
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Now you have really TRUMPED me! Haha.
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Yagnesh π
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That,s better. Thanks.
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Welcome π
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This is hilarious, Yassy. My dad is Irish and I will read this to him.
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Lol thanks , Robbie ππ
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Was Michael Flatley there
by any chance? π
That Irish Lord of the Dance.
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And Jean Butler was sending out feelers for you , David !!π
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I’ll put on my River Song shoes π£
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You do the Timedance
To the Heartβs cry
The baroque balanced
Your ballet , gravity defy
A joy to watch you spin high
Bravo David
Bravo
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Just for fun and sportπ
I once tried to Irish danceπΊ
but it became a Time Warpβ
as I fell on my pants π
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I was born with two left feet
I cannot groove to any beat
But tried to dance
Itβs just a stupid chance
That you fell
Please do not dwell
Dance away with the flow
And all the dames you will blow
Your way
Any day
Bravo David
Bravo
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The dancer, my friend π π
is blowin’ in the wind π π¨ π
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Love the moves
Love the grooves
Blowin in the wind
The dance grind
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Hmmm, I say my lady…a tasty little dance number thatβll definitely send the tummy into a nutritional wonder! I can already see the spilling of ale and the next day tales. You are to funny Yassy my dear!!
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Hahaha hmm, quite an imagination you have, Roy , eat and play by ear and down some Irish stew .
Well, I missed you both there
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π. You are the working Wonder Woman Yassy! No one makes a poem spin like you. Love from Sparkle Freeze.β€οΈ
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Loaf you Sparkle Freeze , how are youβall sweethearts , my yummy delicious buddies. What you up to , lol I havenβt checked in on you two lovey doveys… see you around.
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Still falling for each other daily, sheβs singing and doing lessons and Iβm enjoying her beautiful voice. Weβre working on another poem soon and enjoying the New Year with each other. A million thanks Yassyβ€οΈπΉπΉ
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Wonderful , sooooo happy to hear you loving each other , gives me a delicious feeling of joy .. stay loving , tell your nightingale too.
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Lol! I actually did laugh out loud at this one!
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Another master class in the form, Yassy! A beautiful piece of lyrical humor! You continue to amaze your readers with your gifts and art!
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Thank you, Brad. π
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Love this sooo much… being Irish/welsh I particularly enjoyed it π
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Thank you, Holly. Irish / welsh sounds exotic π
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Haha, I wish dear Yassy. We are quite ordinary people. I can imagine some of my Irish friends doing the tango after a pint or two. π
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Well, I can quite imagine you as a beautiful girl with brains , writing beautifully creative poetry.
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Thank you Yassy, we all try to use whatever talents we may be given, sometimes we only think those talents are real but I really appreciate any confirmation that it’s not so bad π
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You are very gifted, Holly. And I am happy to be enjoying the gift of your poetry.
Cheers and bravo.
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To you as well. You set the bar dear Yassy. π₯ cheers to your kindness and generosity!
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Yay…this is so cute and whimsical..
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Thank you βΊοΈ
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What kickass imagination!
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lol itβs all badass π€ππ
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Very laughable visions in my head. Needed that, Yassy.
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Thank you, Loujen. I am happy for that π
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Bahahaha
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Hoooohooooooi
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PS I love your banter with David. Thanks for the laugh.
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He is fun , is David π€
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Funny π little Vegemite πππ¦πΊπ¦πΊ
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Lol π thanks.
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πshalom
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Ma nishma ππΌ
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Irish π love β€οΈ
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Dia duit
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Wow! Fabulous, Yassy!
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Thank you , my sweet wise one.
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Aww, your comment made me smile and you’re welcome!
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Trying to visualise this!!! π€ͺ
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Lol π
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Iβve put up one thatβll also make you smile, methinks. Aa jao… π
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Cute ππ
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Thank you βΊοΈ
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This limerick is absolutely brilliant. In fact, it seems like another limerick I found here in Limerick City and it is engraved on the wall of a house. Below is the poem…
The limerick is furtive and mean
You must keep her in close quarantine
Or she sneaks to the slums
And promptly becomes
Disorderly, drunk, and obscene.
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Lol love this. Thank you for sharing
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Ah Yassy!!! I love this! You just gifted my first laugh of the day! Thank You and Cheers!!! π€£β€οΈπ€
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You are so welcome, I am happy you found it funny. lol thank you. π€β€οΈπ
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My pleasure!!! π€β€οΈπ
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