I seem to have outgrown my birthday suit
I used to love the feel of my own skin
I was soft and tender like a new root
My stark nakedness brought me disrepute
Trying to clothe me, mom in hot pursuit
Pampers round my hips irritated me
Sometimes I would be drenched in my potty
The Johnson people asked me to model
Unclothed for a baby powder ditty
My soft baby voice going full throttle.
#Dizain
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This mad me laugh inside. Its a wonder how babies feel from all the baby stuff they have to endure.
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Oh yeah. Really. Thanks for writing in.
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Hehe. Love it! 🙂
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Lol 😂 Dear Doctor Phoebs, our very own in house doc, thank you.
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💙 💙
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❤️🤗
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a gorgeous baby romp. thanks for the giggle.
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Oh ! You are welcome.
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As cute as the baby himself telling would be .
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Oh yes. 😜
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he he
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Haw haw
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Had me laughing too even as write this, happy days eh..☺
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Yep. !
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Reblogged this on Orthometry.
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A baby with such a memory probably accounts for why you’re such a good poet, Lady Yasmin.
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lol 😂 Lord Zoolon. Did you find the song ?
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Yes and no. Yes I found it, but playing it back reminded me that I cast it aside because I didn’t like the intro. I might remake it for the new album I’m writing. It’s progressing really well.
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That is great news. Oh wow. Am so happy for you. Hope the temperature is comfy. Yesterday you were blowing hot, blowing cold. And them cliffs. Guarding our Lord Zoolon.
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1 degree centigrade says it all. But I don’t care. The heat is on and I’ve a ton of work on. I think I’m safe, Lady Yasmin, although without an aubergine I might starve. Thinks.
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It’s not cucumber any more, is it? Shall I send an aubergine across to you , we don’t want our Lord Zoolon hungry , do we? Let me not take any more of your time , my Lord . See you anon
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My taste buds are screaming for Brinjal Bhaji and not an aubergine to be found anywhere.
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Oh , you like brinjal Bhaji, I can make that in a jiffy. We don’t want Lord Zoolon hungry. Our bazaar is teeming with brinjals.
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I can’t cope. Brinjal Bhaji is now on my mind and I have to have some. A chapati with it would be fine. I once lived next door to Raj who owned his own restaurant, but at home his wife did all the cooking and boy could she cook.
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That is a fav of mine , I am quite adept at Chapati. You have a penchant for Indian food. Hope you don’t eat spicy.
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Meat wise I only go for korma, but it is the veg dishes I really like. Sag Aloo is another great dish. I have a mother who eats fal. I don’t understand how she does it, but she says it isn’t that hot to her.
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These are actually easy to make. Korma too. What is fal? Sorry 😐
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Fal is, I think one step up from vindaloo although from what you say it’s probably not an authentic dish. Just one made up for idiot English.
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Fal sounds short for something, shortform
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I just found this on Wiki, Lady Yasmin. “Phall (sometimes spelled fall, faal, fahl, phaal, phal or paal) is a British Asian Indian curry dish, which originated in Indian restaurants in Birmingham, UK. It should not to be confused with the char-grilled, gravyless, finger food phall from Bangalore.”
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Thank you 😊 for that.
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Bare ass yaz, now that would be quite a site. Interesting subject, well done
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You may get your ass whipped Robert Levasseur. Mind you !
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Hmmm
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Ready ?
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For what. My day is about to start and be as long as hell
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Have a nice day Robbie.
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You too Indian Queen
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So cute, Yassy. I can just picture this!
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lol. Thanks Robbie. How is your day going. I can hear the lilt in your voice.
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Nice birthday suit poem…as today is actually my birthday. 🙂
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Oh really. Many happy returns of the day Forrest.
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Thanks. Have a nice night Jasmine.
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😊👌
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